We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having said much concerning the certainty of our expectations.
Norm MacDonaldThe praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
Norm MacDonaldI sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
Norm MacDonald