The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.

I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something that I considered original, which was, I tried to cut all cleverness out of the joke.

As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.

A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesn't really matter. I guess I'm somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy.

During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.

I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit.

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.