Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.
Norm MacDonaldProper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
Norm MacDonaldIt's a very odd thing with Hollywood, where you do stand-up, you're good at it, then they go, "How would you like to be a horrible actor?" Then you say, "All right, that sounds good. I'll do that."
Norm MacDonald