Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.

Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.

This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.