I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.

You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity; but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.

The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.