I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit.

When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.

Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.