We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.

The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.

As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.

Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like, they're good for about fifteen, twenty minutes. I'm really interested. And, then, uh, there's one point, that all of a sudden I'm bored. You know? I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply ashamed.

Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.

Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!