If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.

You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.

Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers.

Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.