If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.

[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.

On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.

Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some; others of a moderate share that they have a great deal; but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.