I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.

If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.

I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.