I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
Norm MacDonaldThe Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
Norm MacDonaldThe most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
Norm MacDonald