Louis [C.K.] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.

I guess [Richard] Pryor was that good. I never saw him in a theater, but I imagine he was that good, because he was such a phenomenal actor.

Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.