Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity; but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.

Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity; but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.

I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.

We advise others better than ourselves.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.