I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.

Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.