You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.

The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.

The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.

There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.