I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.
Norm MacDonaldThere are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
Norm MacDonald