A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.

You can't love your team without hating another team.

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.