It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.

It's tough to know who's better in cliff diving. Like, you see a guy diving off a cliff and you go, Oh, man, a guy diving off a cliff! And then another guy'd dive- Oh, there's another guy diving off a cliff there. But you can't tell who's better, y'know? Like, uh- if you survive at all, hey, you're a great- you're a great cliff diver there. There's only two classifications in cliffdiving. There's, uh- 'Grand Champion' and then, uh- 'Stuff On a Rock.' Very hard to make a comeback in that sport, I'll tell you that.

Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.