I completely understand why a businessman would fire me from 'Saturday Night Live'. Because he was seeing Jay Leno kill 10 minutes a night, doing his monologue with wall-to-wall laughs and applause, then I do 10 minutes a week to, sometimes, breathtaking silence. He's just listening for the laughs.
Norm MacDonaldI would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
Norm MacDonaldChastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
Norm MacDonald