It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
Norm MacDonaldYou know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
Norm MacDonaldAfter months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
Norm MacDonaldThe most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
Norm MacDonald