A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.

[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.