Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers.
I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.