Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!

Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.

I have a little bit of an out-of-body experience where I enjoy the scenario, and I really do like seeing a crowd turn into a mob, and I do nothing to stop it. People can become really dangerous.