Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity; but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.

Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some; others of a moderate share that they have a great deal; but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.

The soul is never perfectly secure from the influence of passion; the occasional tranquility she seems to enjoy, is rather relaxation than imperturbable triumph.

I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.