I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.

All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it.

I'm happy doing stand-up, but I'll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I'll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to harness it. What I like best about it is the independent movie style and the ability to just be completely reckless within that world. I like that a lot. I just have to acquaint myself with technology.

It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.

There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, "Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up." And then I'm like, "There's more work in the States."

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.