A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having said much concerning the certainty of our expectations.

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio.

I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.