Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.
Norm MacDonaldEnjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
Norm MacDonaldGenerally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
Norm MacDonald