It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.
The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.
Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!