Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.

I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.

The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.