The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.

Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.

Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.

Our passions may be compared to certain slaves--the more severity we show them, the better they obey us.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.