This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.

I guess [Richard] Pryor was that good. I never saw him in a theater, but I imagine he was that good, because he was such a phenomenal actor.