This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.

The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.

Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.