This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs; without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.

All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.