This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.

Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.

I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.