It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them; and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.

The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.

I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.

I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.

Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.