When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.

[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.