I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.

Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.

During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

The character of giving advice often makes us accountable for the conduct of those we advise.

I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.