Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
In love, we are best pleased when we please others.