Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.

Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.

A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.

I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.