A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs; without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
Norm MacDonaldMy dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
Norm MacDonaldIf you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.
Norm MacDonaldThere are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
Norm MacDonald