I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
Norm MacDonaldIn estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
Norm MacDonaldThe most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
Norm MacDonald