The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.

The soul is never perfectly secure from the influence of passion; the occasional tranquility she seems to enjoy, is rather relaxation than imperturbable triumph.

I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.

Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!