The soul is never perfectly secure from the influence of passion; the occasional tranquility she seems to enjoy, is rather relaxation than imperturbable triumph.

Louis [C.K.] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.

The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.