I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
I've been in theaters. Like Brian Regan, who I love - loved him so much more when he did the Improvs. And then in a big theater - nobody's that good.