Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.

We are happy at the respect others pay our favorites, because we consider it a lively confirmation of our own choice, and as so much homage reflected on ourselves.

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.

The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.

I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.