Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.

The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.

Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.

[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.

Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.