We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having said much concerning the certainty of our expectations.

Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.

I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!