It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.
Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.