It is better to be idle than employed in ill.

All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.

You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?

I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.