I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.

On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

Few people love with the violence they hate.

A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.