I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.

The soul is never perfectly secure from the influence of passion; the occasional tranquility she seems to enjoy, is rather relaxation than imperturbable triumph.

On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.

In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.

I don't have any ambition.

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!