None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.

I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.

Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.

Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.

The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.

I don't have any ambition.