There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.