The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

Few people love with the violence they hate.

All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.