The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.

With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.

This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.