Few people love with the violence they hate.

A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.

In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.

If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.

If it wasn't so pointless and ridiculous, it would be more humiliating. Also, if there [Hollywood] weren't so many people as bad as myself - equally untalented people - it would be even more humiliating.