In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.

Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.

A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs; without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.

We are happy at the respect others pay our favorites, because we consider it a lively confirmation of our own choice, and as so much homage reflected on ourselves.

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like, they're good for about fifteen, twenty minutes. I'm really interested. And, then, uh, there's one point, that all of a sudden I'm bored. You know? I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply ashamed.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.