The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.

The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.

You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?

After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.

I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.