The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'

There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.

Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.