The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.

Louis [C.K.] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.