The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.

I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.

OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'

Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.