I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?