When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.