He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.