Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
The old men know when an old man dies.
Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.
The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions