My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.

Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.