Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.