No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.