No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.