The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.