The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.

Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

All that glitters is sold as gold.