The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.