Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.