One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?