One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.