Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.